This subreddit was made to archive copypasta. I think. It was sad. I will try to make the longest web page ever, made completely out of text! And ever loony in America decided that it was a conspiracy. You are grimy, squalid, nasty and profane. Then, when it's in German, or whatever, translate it back to English. You are a thick-headed trog. But the secret doesn't exist so they are stupid. Because in some world, the video game is real. I have heard some feedback suggesting that I make someway for people to remember where they stopped reading. See? *drags reader back* See, I knew you'd stay! We're not sure. My evil, EVIL sister. How did they ever afford an organ-thingy? Remember, e-mail psopc@flaming-chickens.com the much needed suppliesif that is possible. We think. 31 min ago HA! 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It means that WAL-MART TV IS EVIL! Creepy. School is taking its toll. And I hava a very, almost special rant for you. One of these people (who shall remain nameless untill such time that I have explicit permission to use her name) turned out to be almost as weird as me. I rule theer*random Loyal Minion whispers in ear* That's right! You're shocked at my selfish, bad, memory. And lots of you are probably gloating 'cause you don't have to get up 'till 8:30. Code: 472 of the Flaming Chickens Handbook states that this site in no way aknowledges the existance of other, better sites (hereon reffered to as the Losers) The Losers are a myth. I thought of a topic on the way home, but forgot it. 10 min ago As we all know, the world is going to end in about 380,695 days! When you're in space (without a space suit) you don't SUFFUCATE, you don't FREEZE. This is one of the weirdest sites: or your money back! THANKS FOR COMING! 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After all, you're a responsible, intelligent person who apparently has a lot of time on your hands. HA! Neo is told that he has two choices. Or what if you took big ol' slobbery licks? Okay. *pauses* *groans* I'm sorry for that pun (pierced, hooked, getit?). Seeya. No, we got the greatest family outing of all. There was something else I had to tell you loyal *cricket chirps, someone coughs* fans. In anycase, this was particularly funny because Tonileigh is one of my "normaler" friends. I barf at the very thought of you. How absurd. That makes complete and total sense! roasting paragraph copy and paste April 1, 2022 by travelport revenue 2021 You swine. You won't make it. Yeah, I know, regular schedule schools do that. YouTube @Copy Clips So next semester I'll still have work, AP Lit, and AP Physics. my dear theres nothing to fear thats only a box thats made of blocks next to the wagon that looks like a dragon why are you shaking its your fear that is making you shiver and act all a quiver. If you don't understand the concept of numbers less than zero, (negative numbers) just skip this part. (Like alternate dimensions and stuff) So, there is a world where you are the creator of this Longest Text Ever. BRINGING $#$$# KIDS IN A BAR!? In any case, she is clearly insane. Sure, certain members of my family do pay WAY to much attention to fasion, but that's just because of the expectations of society. Maybe eventually some weird, bored person will wander onto my site on accident and be mildly entertained be my site until they wander onto a live video feed of a coffee maker. You are a monster, an ogre, a malformity. This morning, my Mom came home from work. If you you don't have time to waste, what are you doing here?!!! A complete and total degregation of our societies values. And why do I even care? Isn't that sort of ironic? You make Ebola look good. My mom and my stupid little 10-year old sister loves it, though. I mean, really, stringing together a bunch of insults among a load of babbling was hardly effective Maybe later in life, after you have learned to read, write, spell, and count, you will have more success. Aug 20, Follow Copywriting Course: And absolutly NO air-pressure. An enemy so dangerous that Moose fears it above all others. I'm pledging to be by your side as long as I live because you are the only person that made me realize the difference between living and existing. Maybe you're lost. I'm already half way there, since I conclusivly proved (in Physics class) that gravity actually causes things to slow down and EVENTUALLY GO UP! You worthless bag of filth. They couldn't stop laughing. 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You are a waste of flesh. become not entertained, the Patron Saint of Paper Clips will be forced to take drastic measures. I'm not sure how I CAN be brief since I have absolutly nothing to say. Are you ready? Everything is fine. Hey, by the way. If you judged everything by what it doesn't acomplish, then the entire world is populated by pointless beings. And one out of a million people would probably have a few sentences. You could travel in a straight line at the speed of light for a million years and all you'd prove is that the universe is really, really big. It only takes me a few minutes to get ready, then I can go back to bed. Report abuse. Imagine a number line that points in the positive and negative direction. Fire is good. Warning: this product is illegal in most states) Wasn't that entertaining? Halfway though I used my four remaining brain-cells to decide that the game was dumb. I will try to make the longest web page ever, made completely out of text! 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